HOW CRAZY Am I?

Today my cleaning lady asked me where we're moving. When I told her, she said "where's that?" That kind of threw me. I never really had to explain where Israel is. For lack of a better idea, I said the "Middle East". That drew a blank stare. Perhaps it was the language barrier (she speaks Portugese) but she didn't seem to understand.
Then I said... you know: near Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Egypt.... There was still no recognition. But I started wondering... WHERE AM I moving to exactly? And HOW CRAZY am I?